The Fabulous Life

Just Sayin: Mail

2010-08-18T21:40:00.005-05:00

Is it really that important to check your mail more often than once a week?

I pay my bills online, I don't subscribe to any magazines and nobody ever sends letters. In fact the only thing I actually do receive is junk mail.

So what is the point?

Just sayin....

All My Single Ladies!

2010-07-25T16:34:00.002-05:00

I've been leading a Singles bible study for awhile, but we just recently split for a new study. This time it's ladies only. Shocking for me to say this, but I'm actually loving a break from the guys!!

My church is really putting some resources behind growing the ministry and I'm SO excited about the direction it may take. My heart has always been with single women and I think God has some awesome things in store for this group!

Hooray!

A New Look

2010-07-23T20:20:00.002-05:00

Love my new Blogger background!

But I'm super annoyed by how slim the body is. Does that bug anyone else??

First Post of 2010 - Shame on Me

2010-07-19T23:02:00.003-05:00

I have been blogging until 2005.

But I really stink at keeping up with this lately. Maybe it's time to start again.....

Will you read???

Three Weeks and Counting...

2009-12-27T21:09:00.002-06:00

Speaking of moving, I am 3 weeks away from moving.

Wow.

I honestly can't believe this day is here. Three years of sacrifice. Three years of paying off my "Dax Debt". Three years of owning nothing more than some bedroom furniture and the clothes on my back. And three years hanging out with GG.

How blessed am I?

Just to have this time with my mom and to be able to leave three years later, refreshed, debt free, and ready to start a new chapter of my life!

THIS THING IS FROM HIM!

I cannot thank Him enough. I am beyond excited and equally as scared, but so ready for the challenge.

Details to come.....

Another Delightful Move

2009-12-27T20:54:00.003-06:00

Oh my goodness!

I haven't posted since September. That's shameful. This one's for you Karow....

Christmas Day my mom and I went to the movies. It was packed! As I was desperately trying to maneuver my way around the lines to get to the bathroom, I stumbled backwards and actually stabbed a large cardboard display with my stiletto heel!

When I went to pull it out, I took the entire display with me.

A classic Fabs move. A classic move, indeed.

Car Accidents

2009-09-21T20:06:00.004-05:00

My friend Jennie got in a car accident today.

Sucks.

She was on her way to work when an elderly gentleman ran a red light and broadsided her on the driver's side of the car. He was driving a Yukon. She was driving an Accord.

The entire driver's side of the car was smashed in. Her windows were blown out and the car was totaled. She had to crawl out the passenger side just to get out.

Luckily, she walked away with only a few scrapes and bruises. But what scary stuff! I think car accidents are one of my biggest fears. Ugh.

Jennie, this thing is from Him! Maybe now you can get that new car you've been wanting!

So glad my friend is safe. Love y'all!

The State of Fabs

2009-09-20T20:05:00.005-05:00

So I haven't posted in a month. I'm a bad blogger.

But due to the recent infiltration of my blog (you know who you are), and by popular demand, I figured it was time for an update.

Here's what's been going on in my life:

1. I'm kicking ass at work. I had my best month ever in August, bringing home a solid $3,000 in commission. Hellz yeah! That's a far cry from my $3.10 check in January. This thing is from Him!

2. I went on a super fun girls weekend to Austin with my besties Jenn and Tara (and Bebe!). We had the best time just hanging out and visiting with each other. I feel SO blessed to have gained Tara as a friend from another failed friendship. LOL! It's like I got her in the divorce settlement - so yay for me!

3. I purchased Cowboys tickets for Thanksgiving Day for Andrew and I. Can't wait!

4. The new 25-35 Singles Group at church (which we have named Fusion) is really taking off! It's amazing to see God's hand at work already after just a few weeks. We've grown to about 20 people so far and are quickly becoming too big for my own living room. YAY! I have met such good friends already and cannot wait to see what His plan continues to be.

5. I have a date this weekend. That's all the details you get (because he reads my blog). :)

6. My girls and I are planning a zip lining trip to the hill country in October. Super fun!

7. I learned that my hairdresser is an ex-con. Yep. Time for a new hairdresser.

8. Bosley is still the love of my life.

9. I have not had any recent falls or clumsy moments. Though I did break the underwire in my bra dancing the Tootsee Roll with Liz at work one afternoon. Classy.

10. I'm still 31. Sigh.

11. I still live at GG's. Uber sigh.

12. I am starting to formulate the plan for moving (again!). Barring another layoff, I am 99% sure this one will go through!

13. We are getting a new AE at work, and he's gay! Yippee! We've been secretly hoping for a gay and are please to have found him. I plan to refer to him henceforth as Romeo, because he's just that adorable. He starts tomorrow and I have a feeling our numbers are about to soar!

Then I will sing..... "We're in the money! It's bright and sunny!"

14. We went to Grapefest yesterday and I came home with a sunburn. It hurts.

15. I am SO very excited about cold weather, football, and fall TV! I'm over the summer. Time for a new season.

I promise to update more often.

Love, love!

Fabs

Skydiving: The Video

2009-08-20T21:25:00.002-05:00

Finally got this bad boy posted!

Ignore the cheesy music and the fact that my mouth is open the ENTIRE time, and enjoy!

Skydiving

2009-08-09T19:00:00.005-05:00

On Saturday I went skydiving for the first time!

It was just me and three friends, and was a birthday gift from GG. I've been talking about doing it for years and I just set a date a few months ago. So it was super crazy when the day finally arrived!

My instructor, Joss, was the best! And I would recommend Skydive Dallas to anyone thinking about going. I'm working on getting the video updated, but in the meantime enjoy my pics!

We jumped from 15,000 feet up and fell at a rate of approximately 120 miles per hour. AMAZING! It is truly just as incredible as they say!

Me and Joss about to jump. Ready, Set...

Go!

Mid-flip as we leave the plane behind. Too late now!

Holding hands with my photographer, California Dave!

Absolutely AMAZING!

Woo-hoo!

Having the time of my life!

Joss goofing around with me - so cute!

I guess after 13,532 jumps it's just another day at the office for Joss. Love this pic. :)

Parachute comes out

Beginning the canopy down

I Admit It - I Heart My iPhone

2009-08-02T20:01:00.003-05:00

I find die-hard Apple fans to be annoying.

I used to work with this girl who displayed the famous Apple on the back window of her BMW. Now, I work with one that has it as a tattoo! Quite frankly, I find it all to be a bit overkill. I mean, I'm a huge fan of Honda, but you won't catch me permanently inked or sporting it on the cover of my Trapper Keeper(1).

But after years of frustrations with PCs(2), I finally decided to treat myself to a Mac. Although, I would like the record to show that my first REAL computer was in face an Apple Macintosh(3). So I'm not THAT out of the loop.

I was the final adopter in our little family of MacBook owners. Andrew was the first buyer, eventually leading GG to the purchase before I jumped on the bandwagon. And we were so happy in our Mac world, until Andrew went out and bought the iPhone.

Now I resisted this trend BIG time at first. Mainly because I just bought a new phone six months ago(4), but also out of a sheer refusal to be one of the millions of Apple sheep who flock(5) to the stores the minute a new product is released.

But alas, I have given in to the pressure and am now the proud owner of an iPhone.

Is this not the greatest phone known to man!? What was I resisting? The complete awesomeness of it!?

I'm a changed woman.

1 That reference was for you, Tara.

2 And losing my job, therefore losing my computer.

3 Remember those? Tiny screen, all black & white, not even Internet-capable?

4 Ah, the sewage drain incident. Good times.

Life Is Short

2009-07-22T21:30:00.004-05:00

Today we received terrible news at work.

On Sunday, there was a brutal in-home attack in Seattle that left one woman dead and another woman injured.

The wounded victim, who was released from the hospital, is the manager of my company's Seattle office.

The murder victim is my colleague's partner. They were planning their wedding/ commitment ceremony for September.

I was absolutely devastated when I heard the news. Though I do not know her well, it's always shocking when something this horrific hits close to home.

Of course my initial reaction was a sick feeling in my stomach. Very similar to the one I felt the day I heard that my ex had stabbed his girlfriend. It is so hard to imagine that anyone could be capable of such a thing! I also cannot even begin to imagine what the victims of such crime endure...both in the moment and for years to come.

My heart aches for her. The news stated that her partner saved her life, actually shielding her from the attacker's weapon. Unbelievable.

I wanted to share this news, though it is dark and sad, to remind you all of how short this life truly is. It's hard to see God's plan in most of it, but I trust that He holds her in His hands now. There is a reason she lived. I hope and pray that she will have peace in her heart and healing during this time of devastation.

Injured. Again.

2009-07-22T14:13:00.005-05:00

Last night I went to Top Golf for the first time.

If you haven't been, it's awesome!

I sweat my butt off, stuffed my face with some fab appies, and drank a bucket of beer. All of which I fear resulted in the following.

Yep, I fell out of my chair. More accurately, it was one of those stadium seats that folds up when you stand up. I was so focused on the yummy sliders about to enter my belly, I sat down with my full weight on nothing!! On the way down, I scraped my back on the METAL armrest.

Check out the awesome result. This is actually my back, and the bruise is roughly the size of a grapefruit!!

Good times.

This Just In

2009-07-14T21:25:00.002-05:00

It's kind of ironic, since I just posted this video last week (see below).

Animal Planet contacted me and said they were searching for the cutest dogs in America for an upcoming special - and guess who they think is super adorable!

That's right, my little man is all ready to get his SAG card.

I'll keep you updated! In the meantime, watch the video again and tell me if you think we qualify for the super cuteness they're looking for!

Bosley Takes A Ride on the Air Conditioner

2009-07-09T22:09:00.001-05:00

To My Bestie

2009-07-09T22:03:00.003-05:00

Dear Jilly Bean,

I love our Wednesday nights together. There is absolutely nothing about our friendship that seems "hard." :)

Love you.

Squishy: Week 3

2009-06-28T20:25:00.002-05:00

I only lost 0.5 pounds this week. What a drag.

Yes, I know, some weight lost is better than no weight lost. But I was hoping for at least 2 pounds.

So I treated myself to a cheeseburger AND fries for lunch today. Take that Squishy!

Here's to my last week before July 4. I'm 3 pounds shy of my goal....hope I can do it!

Hello Friend

2009-06-22T22:00:00.004-05:00

This is what I saw outside my window at work today.

I waved.

He didn't wave back.

But he did thoroughly squeegee my window, resulting in my beautiful view of Uptown Dallas.

Happy Father's Day...To Me

2009-06-21T21:23:00.005-05:00

What an awesome day!

True, it's Father's Day, and I don't have a father.(1) But I couldn't have asked for a better Sunday.

I started the morning off with a success on the scales(2) before heading out to church(3). Today was our first day manning the "Singles" table. I can't believe just three weeks ago I was searching for a place to belong, and now I'm leading a group!(4)

Anyway, after the service Jennie and I headed out to Southlake. We had lunch at Campania's (super yum,) and caught the new movie "The Proposal". Loved it! I laughed so hard in one scene, I had tears in my eyes!

When I got home this afternoon, GG and I watched "He's Just Not That Into You" on DVD(5), then caught up on some DVR with "Tori & Dean" and "Ruby". There is just too much good TV to watch it all during the week.

We finished the evening with a family car ride to return the DVDs, a run to the bank(6), and a quick stop into Subway. As much as I complain about crashing at GG's house, it's these moments together that I know I will treasure. We have had dozens and dozens of such family car rides, while our little B hung his head out the window.

So now my face is washed, the blog is updated, and I'm about to spend some time in Corinthians. I may not have an earthly father to celebrate this day with, but I am SO grateful for my heavenly one who loves me unconditionally, and blessed me with this amazing and fulfilling day. This thing is ALWAYS from Him.

Thanks Dad, I love you.

1 Well, I have a father. Just not one that chooses to be in my life.

2 See previous post.

3 I am LOVING my new church! Every week I love it a little more, and every week I feel as though I'm growing in my personal walk with Christ. It's stinkin' awesome!

4 This thing is from Him!

5 From my beloved Red Box. If you don't know it - you gotta try it! $1 rentals!

6 Because my cash budget rocks the world.

What Do We Think?

2009-06-21T10:29:00.003-05:00

I accidentally erased my FAB zebra print background when I was adding my new weight loss ticker.

What do we think of the bird in the pear tree?

Ok, so maybe it's not completely Fabs...but I thought a change would be nice.

Let me know what you think! Do I keep it?

On The Weigh Down: Week 2

2009-06-21T09:44:00.002-05:00

I lost another 3.4 pounds this week.

Yay for me!

Thanks to the J Crew who cooked a WW-friendly meal last night.

Thanks to my new bloggie buddy White Coconut for the rad weight loss ticker that now graces the right margin of my blog.

And super thanks to my bestie Jilly Bean who agreed to go with me on this journey.

It's time for skinny.....and I'm on my way!

And We're Off....

2009-06-14T16:46:00.003-05:00

I lost 3 pounds this week!

Finally!

I'm very pleased to see results this week. I'm not sure I could have handled two weeks without coke or chocolate and nothing to show for it.

In other news, Jennie and I went to the movies last night and I avoided a Dr. Pepper and M&Ms, opting instead for water! Yay me!

Here's to another week and hopefully the beginning of my journey to thin.

Brooklyn!

2009-06-11T21:43:00.006-05:00

My super awesome twin bro just purchased me a ticket to NY for 4th of July. Just so we can hang out.

How awesome is that?

I've been to NYC probably 6-7 times, so we're doing it up Brooklyn style this time around!

I'm not really sure what that means(1). But since Brooklyn is the new black...I'm totally in.

1 Believe me when I say that his "style" and my "style" are two different things.

This Thing Is From Him

2009-06-07T21:32:00.003-05:00

GG recently told me about a message she heard on her way to work one morning.

She said this pastor made the statement that although we may not always understand what God's plan is, there is no denying that He has one.

And so when doubting minds inquire, you should always remember 5 simple words.

This thing is from Him.

So whether you're in the midst of the most challenging year of your life, or whether you've just been blessed, remember that it is from Him.

He never said it would be easy, but He did say that we can overcome.(2) Either way, just repeat those 5 little words and know that there is a plan and you will be blessed.

Proverbs 28:20 "A faithful man will abound with blessings...."

Meet Bebe and Jennie

2009-06-07T21:07:00.010-05:00

My friend Jennie and I went to pick up her new puppy this weekend.

Super fun!

The baby is a tiny toy, apricot poodle....and she's stinkin adorable! Her name is Bebe, she currently weight 1.5 pounds, and her mommy has already spoiled her to pieces!(1)

The funny thing is, Bebe was born on April 2 and we picked her up on the first Saturday in June. My very own Bosley Bear was born on April 3 and GG and I first brought him home on the first Saturday in June of 2005.

Coincidence?

Maybe they'll be sweethearts!

Check out my precious new niece.(2)

Jennie With Bebe For The First Time

Sweet Bebe

In other news, I have to give a quick shout-out to my buddy.

We've been friends for a little over a year, but have recently found our friendship at a new level.(3) It has been such a JOY for me to find an even deeper bond with a gal I already adored.

But what I've particularly grown to love, is a new sister in Christ. One that I can pray with, discuss scripture with and be held accountable to.

This thing is from Him!(4)

1 How can you not with that sweet face!?

2 Yes, I call her my niece. After all, dogs are really just furry people.

3 Yes, we are our only remaining single friends. But God has a plan in everything. :)

4 See future post to come on This Thing Is From Him!

Squishy 1....Fabs 0

2009-06-07T19:39:00.004-05:00

Today wrapped up week 1 of the great Squishy War of 2009.

My beautiful friend lost 3 pounds. Yay for Jilly Bean!

I lost 0 pounds. ZERO! A big FAT goose egg(1)!

So I treated myself to Sonic and some dog park therapy this afternoon. I figure tomorrow is a new day and a new week. If I'm going to step things up a notch, I should at least get a large cherry Dr. Pepper as a farewell(2).

Stupid squishy.

1 ARGH!!!!!!!

2 My first coke in a week - not that it mattered!

Hit The Road, Squishy

2009-05-31T19:43:00.003-05:00

Squishy.

That's what I am.

And as much as I'd like to continue to ignore it(1), I can't. So my bestie and I have decided to get skinny. Together.

I'm only blogging about it to keep myself accountable. I figure if I admit to everyone(2) who follows me, I better have something to show for it!

So here goes.... Wish me luck.(3)

1 And by ignore it, I mean feed it. Literally.

2 Both of you.

3 Don't feed The Fabs.

Fun With Footnotes

2009-05-31T19:40:00.001-05:00

I like them.

So I'm keeping them.

Word of the Day: Janky

2009-05-29T22:33:00.005-05:00

JANKY Adjective

[JANE-KEY]

Definition: Inferior qualify; held in low social regard; poor quality.

Synonyms: Shabby, crappy, sucky.

Example: "Y'all should have seen the janky Geo Tracker I drove back in the day."

Another New Blog To Check Out

2009-05-29T22:28:00.005-05:00

Now y'all know I love me some blogs.

Check out my latest and greatest bloggie buddy: Magnolia Moment.

Love,

Fabs

R.I.P., My Fabulous Friends

2009-05-28T22:17:00.003-05:00

Last week I had a client visit with a company in Lewisville.

Because it was a super hot and humid day to be dressed up, and because it was a Wednesday and that's my "date" night with Jilly Bean(1), I actually brought a change of clothes for after my meeting. My colleague B made fun of me. Little did she know my yet unforeseen wisdom.

Meanwhile, I headed out to my meeting and promptly found myself lost on the way.(2)

So now I'm sweating in the heat and slightly panicked with my Google Map in one hand, punching in the address on my GPS with the other, and balancing my cell phone between my neck and shoulder as I ask Lamont (who answers the phone) for help. His only direction, by the way, was to look for the 7-11 on the corner(3).

Finally I arrive, and just on time I might add. I have a great meeting and am already planning interviews for my candidates before I leave 30 minutes later. A perfect day.(4)

As I leave my meeting, I'm sassing my cute self down the stairs feeling good about the visit and totally FAB in my fave 4-inch black snakeskin stilettos. Half way down, I manage to actually step IN TO the cuff of my pants with one of my heels. And there I go...

Tumbling down the remaining half of the stairs. Legs in the air, ankles twisted, hands gripping on for dear life to the railing(5), and my bag flying with all the contents dumped over the remaining three steps.(6)

Awesome.

Trust me when I say that I got up faster than I fell down, barely making eye contact with the security guard that came to my rescue, and limping out to my car.

At this point I realize my shoe feels weird. I look down to discover that the limping is due in part to the fact that I have broken off one of my heels.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I returned to the office with bruises in tow the soreness setting in.(7) A great story to tell, but devastated over the loss of my shoe. Luckily, I had my trusty change of clothes and flips to at least bring me back to a moderate level of comfort. And my co-workers assured me that a good cobbler could fix my baby(8) right up.

Saturday, I made it a priority to take it over to the little Chinese man that fixes all my shoes.

"He's a miracle-worker," I think. "Surely he can fix my beloved 4-inch black snakeskin stilettos."

I approach him with all the seriousness of someone truly concerned about a sick friend, but hopeful for healing.

He peels the padding off(9) and starts pushing and twisting the heel. I feel like he's tapping my arm for a vein. Stop! Make it stop!

"Lady," he says. "I can't fix. See metal rod? I can't fix."

Sniff, sniff. "Say it isn't so, mr. cobbler(10) man."

I receive a blank stare in return as he hands over my fab-no-more shoe.

I seriously cannot put into words the total defeat on my face as I made my way back to my car. Would it make me crazy that I've been mourning the loss ever since?

Who's up for shopping this weekend? Mama needs a new pair of shoes.

1 And possibly because I'm lazy.

2 For the record, Highway 121, 121 Business, and 121 Bypass can be a little confusing!

3 Which at this point I'm thinking may only be good for a 40 oz.

4 Until.....

5 Which yes, I do realize, I probably should have been holding from the start. But then I would not have been able to further sass with my FAB new summer bag I picked up at the grand opening of Sam Moon's a few weeks ago.

6 Aforementioned bag contained glasses, lipstick, wallet and inhaler. Not exactly sexy contents, but way better than a tampon or two.

7 I wish I could say the soreness was because the fall was so bad. But I fear it is actually because I'm old. Or perhaps because this was the biggest workout I've had in 2 years.

8 My shoe.

9 Ouch!

10 Am I spelling cobbler right? Or am I speaking about a person who bakes pies?

SHOES!

2009-05-26T21:23:00.002-05:00

This story actually belongs to my friend B. But it was too darn funny (and too much like me) to leave it unpublished. Enjoy!

B took off work for her sister's wedding a few weeks ago. Of course she also planned to work in an interview that day...you know...since she was already off and didn't have to come up with new excuses to leave the office.

So she's running around all morning trying to get ready for her interview and fielding calls from the dozens of family members flooding into town. She's dashing around the house gathering her things and finishing her makeup when she realizes she hasn't printed a copy of her resume yet.

Bad news. Printer is broken.

So she grabs her bag and rushes over to her boyfriend's house. He's out back working on a project (he's a freelance photographer), so she goes straight to the office to print.

Bad news. Printer is not connected.

Sweat starts forming around her hairline as panic sets in. She throws off her jacket and shoes and runs to the back of the house for help. The boyfriend comes to her rescue and reconnects the printer as the clock ticks away.

Finally, in a full sweat at this point, the resume is printed. The BF offers to drive since B is now completely freaked out and late.

As they are 20 minutes down the road and her pulse finally returns to a resting rate, she bends down to put on her shoes and realizes......

THEY ARE STILL AT THE BF'S HOUSE!!

Panic. Panic. Hyperventilating. More sweat.

They are 1 mile from the interview. It starts in 10 minutes. And she has no shoes!

In a moment of heroics the BF spots a shopping center and cuts a fast turn into the parking lot. With the car still moving, B jumps from the passenger side in no shoes and runs to the first store. She flings open the door and in a panic screams,

"SHOES!! DO YOU HAVE SHOES!!?"

The clerk just looks at her with a blank stare. "Um, no."

B runs to the next store, again tearing open the door and screaming "SHOES!?" And again, the answer is no.

The BF is circling the parking lot in search of a space as B runs to the third store.

"DO YOU HAVE SHOES!?"

Success. She races to their minimal selection and grabs the first semi-dress shoe in her size just as the BF comes tearing through the store waving the credit card (good BF). They are strapping on her shoes and signing the receipt when the clerk says,

"And why would you go to an interview without shoes?"

Thanks.

B makes it to the interview with 1 minute to spare and sporting a new pair of shoes.

Which she will likely burn after.

Reality

2009-05-25T21:22:00.005-05:00

I am terribly addicted to reality TV.

It started with the Real World in college, and has extended to a love of more shows than I can actually Tivo.

So today I just have to comment on the finales of late.

Celebrity Apprentice:

First of all, reality TV by itself is awesome. But throw in some celebrities and its bliss! I've been watching since the first season and this year I was rooting for Joan Rivers to take it. Don't get me wrong, I've never been a huge fan. But the woman is 78 years old and she is one spry lady! I admire her energy and thought she played a pretty clever game.

The verdict: Joan won!!

Dancing With the Stars:

If reality and celebrities aren't enough - make them dance! Pure genius! I absolutely love this show and this year called the final three: Melissa (of Bachelor fame), Gilles (of naked-man-in-Sex-and-the-city-fame) and Shawn (Olympic champion). I wanted Shawn to win. How freaking cute is she? And every Olympian that has made it to the finals, has won. I didn't want her walking away with that mirrored ball trophy.

The verdict: Shawn won!!

So I'm 2-for-2 and decided to throw my weight toward American Idol next.

American Idol:

Now I gave up on AI a few years ago and usually end up tuning in only for the final 10. The rest of it just gets old to me. But I got all kinds of sucked in with this whole Adam mess. UGH!! I think this guy is such a joke. How can America seriously buy into his poser crap? My personal vote was Danny. But since he was voted out of the finals, I went for Chris. I'm sorry, but I think anyone can stand up and sing, but it takes an idol to be able to sing AND play piano AND guitar.

The verdict: Chris won!!

So with my faith in reality TV renewed (I swore it off after the Bachelor debacle), I was pleased to tune into new seasons of my other faves:

The Bachelorette (I heart Jillian!)

Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood

Jon & Kate Plus 8

Intervention

So You Think You Can Dance

Yee-haw!

Glass Half Full...Today

2009-05-10T18:43:00.004-05:00

Do you think you're a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

Personally, I've never really been able to nail down a consistent emotion when it comes to my liquid measuring. Some weeks I feel like my cup is overflowing, and other weeks I feel like I'm wandering around the desert parched!

The last few weeks in particular I've been feeling REAL sorry for myself. Turning 31 and not feeling like I'm where I should be at this point in my life. Waiting on my commissions to roll in and feeling like a pauper in the meantime. And don't get me started on the "squishy" factor.

But today, we helped a friend move who is knee-deep in crisis. You could see the defeat and exhaustion on her face, and my heart broke for her. So we gave group hugs, loaded up the cars, and supported her the best we knew how.

On my way home I prayed for her again. Then I thanked God for where I am in my life today. I am so grateful to be free from the prison I lived in for so long. I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I know it's exactly where I'm supposed to be.

A New (To Me) Blog to Check Out

2009-04-12T17:18:00.003-05:00

A new blog my buddy Tara introduced me to that I lurve!

Enjoy!

This Fish Needs A Bicycle

Tweet, Tweet

2009-04-12T16:34:00.003-05:00

Since I first found out about Twitter 2 years ago, I've been avoiding it.

I have a blog, I have a cell phone, I have MySpace and Facebook! How many more ways can a gal be connected?

But out of sheer boredom today, I decided to give it a go! So if you're interested in following me - I swear I'll update it more often than my blog - you can find me under Fabs1278.

Love, love!

Poopfest '09

2009-04-12T14:50:00.004-05:00

When I was in 5th grade, I had pneumonia. But it was the first day of school and I was way too much the social butterfly to miss out on that! So I insisted on going. And even though GG knew I'd be home within the hour, she let me.

Now something important to understand here, is that this was a BRAND NEW school. Beautiful, clean, stained-free carpet lined the halls. It was quite the fancy campus and everyone was in awe.

GG was right, I barely made it through the first hour (which was music class), before I felt sick to my stomach. Not knowing where the nurse's office was, the teacher had another kid walk me down.

As I approached the front hall - the MAIN hall where everyone enters and gets their first impression of this gorgeous new place - I blew. Delightful little kid vomit all over the front entry....and the kid who was escorting me now running and screaming "She's PUKING! She's PUKING!" at the top of his lungs.

I was forever remembered by administration (and the janitors) as that girl who ruined the carpet on the first day (first hour!) of school!

I've always known that as payback, someday my own child would projectile-vomit in some public location. But since I have no kids, I have instead been blessed with my dog Bosley, and what I am now referring to as Poopfest 2009.......

Saturday we went to PetSmart. I thought it would be a nice little outing for my guy. Get him some new treats, take a field trip out of the house, and while we were there I could get his anal glands drained.

Yeah - I said it - anal glands. It's a part of small-dog life y'all, bear with me!

Anyway, this is not his favorite thing to do (whose would it be!?). I guess despite the fact that I planned on buying him treats after, he decided to get me back for the tease-of-an-adventure.

As I'm collecting toys and treats, I feel Bosley yanking on the leash and I realize he's making the great escape to take a poop - IN THE FRONT ENTRY OF PETSMART! So I spin around to use my handy-dandy baggies to quickly eliminate the issue and I realize that he has left a trail of pooplets! Bosley!!!

So I bend down to start catching them and I hear him snapping at a big dog that approaches. I spin around to deal with that, dropping the poop, knocking my sunglasses off my head, thus cementing my hair to my freshly-glossed lips.

Ugh!

Of course he has now dropped a few more pooplets while attacking the dog. So I'm busy trying to gather those - while people stop to laugh. Suddenly, he jerks the leash and goes running down the aisle - STILL DROPPING POOPLETS!!!

Now I'm dropping treats and my purse in order to quickly capture him and avoid slipping on his "trail". I finally grab his leash just in time for a few last pooplets to go flinging down aisle.

I deposit my three poop baggies, take myself quickly to the registers, and pay for his not-so-deserved treats. I'm sweating at this point and just wanting to get in my car and go home!

On the way out - I look over to see the original offending pooplets still sitting in the entry way. With Bosley, leash, my bag and purchases in had, I simply turn the other way and walk out! I admit it! I was too embarrassed to go back!

We get in the car and I let a heavy sigh of relief pass as I blast on the air conditioning and sit back in my chair. What an experience!! Bosley turns and gives me what I feel sure is a knowing-smirk and some smoochies.

LOL. Little stinker.

Kitty Wigs

2009-03-24T18:13:00.008-05:00

Oh yes. It's real.

www.kittywigs.com

Pink Passion

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig - - somewhere in the land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.

Electric Blue

Blue is edgy and electric. In this wig, Chicken sports some serrrious attitude: she's thinking saxophones, smoke and snapping fingers.

Blue gives your kitty a sharp look - - jazzy and totally copacetic.

I wish I had some snarky commentary to add. I think I'll let the photos do the talking.

But can we at least talk about the fact that the cat's name is Chicken? And look at her work it! Wow.

This Just In

2009-03-17T20:22:00.003-05:00

My ex has officially exhausted all of his appeals.

Which means.....

The 60-year sentence stands. And to put it in the words of the State of Texas Criminal Justice Department, unless he "dies or escapes" he won't even see a chance of parole until 2037.

Deep sigh.

It's been over a year since the first sentence was imposed and I still can't believe it. I will never be able to express the relief I feel knowing that the cycle has stopped with us. And what's more, to know that both women I stood beside now have a peace they never thought possible.

It may seem like a strange concept to some, but I feel blessed to have this be my story.

Dancing With The Stars 2009

2009-03-09T21:00:00.005-05:00

Check out the new season of DWTS!

Comedian David Alan Grier

Singer Belinda Carlisle

Gymnast Shawn Johnson (the super young, super short one)

Rapper Lil' Kim (also super short, but a little more slutty)

Playboy Playmate Holly Madison (Hef's ex)

Actor Gilles Marini (the naked guy from Sex & The City)

Bullrider Ty Murray (a professional cowboy)

Jackass Steve-O (think the MTV show, not the adjective)

Actress Denise Richards

Bachelor survivor Melissa Rycroft (yes - it's THAT Melissa)!

NFL Player Lawrence Taylor

Country singer Chuck Wicks (super cute and Julianne Hough's sweetie)

Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak (the rich dorky guy)

My review of the season premier?

Melissa rocked it! She was fantastic and absolutely stunning. How can you not love this girl? Must be because she's from Texas. :)

Steve-O is a year out from being sober. I was actually super impressed with him and completely touched by the moment and the support of his "Jackass" friend in the audience. I can't wait to see what he does this season!

I love me some Ty Murray. Another good ol' Texan. Absolutely adorable to watch. He is SO out of his element, and it's perfectly entertaining.

Chuck Wicks is hot. Who knew? And I should probably be nauseated by the love affair with him and his partner/ real-life girlfriend Julianne, but they are both so darn cute I can't help it! I totally want to hang out with them!

The rest was pretty uneventful for the first episode, but I'm a fan just the same. Can't wait to see how this season progresses!

References On Request

2009-03-05T20:38:00.003-06:00

Today we met an interesting candidate.

When we asked for his references, he produced a list of four contacts. Three of the four had a tiny note written beside each of them in the margin that read:

"Deceased."

Pause.

Obviously, we stated that we wouldn't be able to contact these particular references (without a lot of candles and some chanting anyway), and asked if he had any others. He said:

"But these were really good ones."

True story.

Later I consulted my Magic 8 Ball and asked it if we would be finding him work. It said:

"Not likely."

More Thoughts On Chris & Rihanna (Sorry, I have to)

2009-03-01T22:01:00.004-06:00

My heart hurts.

I mean it literally aches in my chest.

It would appear that Chris and Rihanna are back together, or at least spending time together.

What I wouldn't give to spend an afternoon with her.

What really pisses me off though, is that rumors are that there isn't enough evidence to support the case, and Chris will likely walk away. There were pictures of him in Miami today (where he is reportedly staying with Rihanna) jet skiing around!

I hate this. I just hate it.

Tonight's Topic: Do People Really Like You

2009-02-25T23:09:00.003-06:00

I should be asleep.

Unfortunately, I drank a large Cherry Coke around 8pm and I'm still feeling the rush. So I'm lying her in bed thinking.

This is usually a time where I make mental checklists of everything I need to accomplish the following day, or write blog posts and chapters to my nonexistent book in my head. But tonight I thought I'd try something a little different and actually put it on the record for a change.

Tonight's Topic: Do People Really Like You

Just this week I learned of a former co-worker who said some EXTREMELY ugly things about me. The least of which was the fact that he found me annoying and bitchy.

Normally I'd laugh this off. And rest assured there was definitely some chuckling on my part when I first heard (if I'm being totally honest, I wasn't a big fan of him either). But something about this particular incident got me to thinking.

Do you ever wonder if maybe you're the only one who doesn't see what everybody else sees?

I mean how great would it be if you could step outside from yourself long enough to see if you would even want to hang out with yourself? (Did you follow that?)

The thing is, it wasn't that long ago that I was learning about other co-workers saying some unkind things about me. They mostly stuck to terms like dramatic and negative to describe my best qualities. Sigh.

And just this summer, I lost two of my best friends (or what I thought were friends) after finding out they were making fun of me behind my back and describing me as short-tempered and self-involved. One of them even had the nerve to admit this (while laughing) to my face!

So it begs the question: Am I really that bad?

Ok yes, these were not good people. It was ugly for them to talk about me like that in the first place, and obviously they not the quality of person I want in my life. I know. And sure, I would never describe myself as bitchy, annoying, negative, short-tempered, etc...

But what if what I see, and what the rest of the world sees, are two different things!?

I mean that's an awful lot of ugliness being slung my way. Don't I have to at least consider that maybe some of it is warranted?

I'm not saying that I should change who I am. A boy once told me that I laugh too much and too loud, and I giggled his butt all the way to the door. See I am fearfully and wonderfully made, and I won't pretend to be anything less.

BUT, I also don't want to be remembered as possessing any of the above qualities. And if there's something I can do to change the perception, I would.

Thoughts?

Blah Blah Blah....Where's My American Idol?

2009-02-24T21:56:00.006-06:00

Is it just me....

Or does Obama use the words "I" and "Me" a LOT?

I'm getting tired of hearing about this plan. I'm more anxious to see some results.

And I'm REALLY tired of his press conferences preempting my TV.

That's not the way to win my vote Mr. President. Don't mess with my prime time! :)

My Thoughts On Chris & Rihanna

2009-02-22T15:21:00.002-06:00

If you haven't already seen this picture, it has been confirmed by the L.A. Police that it is in fact the real photo of Rihanna's injuries at the hand of Chris Brown.

It may freak you out a little that I'm posting this on my blog. My intention is not to exploit Rihanna, but rather to bring awareness to the issues.

What I find most disturbing about this photo is not as much the physical bruises, but rather her demeanor. It's as if you can see that her spirit is broken.

I hate violence. I really hate the idea that Chris Brown will probably walk away from this with nothing more than a dip in album sales and a slap on the wrist.

And I am broken-hearted for Rihanna. I wish desperately that I could hug her and take away her pain. I hate that this is just the beginning of a long road ahead. And worse yet - to have it all be in the public eye!

What I hope, is that she will heal from this and recognize her value. I hope she doesn't make the mistake of returning to him either, but let's face it, statistics are not on her side.

But what I hope more than anything, is that this whole situation will bring more awareness to the issues. I would love to see Rihanna become an advocate for the issues and see other celebrities come forward and admit their own experiences.

Because domestic violence is still an issue this society refuses to acknowledge, and the statistics are 1 in 3 women! It is absolutely critical that we start talking about it!

The Bachelor In Review

2009-02-17T21:34:00.002-06:00

Below is a delightful blog post I read today (thanks Lesley!) that I think perfectly describes last night's Bachelor. Enjoy!

I want to scream every single time Chris uses the words “most dramatic.” I want to cry when a woman inevitably emerges in a Wet Seal garment. And I want to throw a punch when I realize that, once again, Deanna is nowhere to be found. I curse you, ABC! Bitterness aside, let’s discuss the highlights of last night’s Bachelor episode, shall we?

Who else teared up when Peter Jackson, Lucy Lawless, and Russell Crowe welcomed the entire cast and crew with kiwis and Lord of the Rings paraphernalia at the airport? If only. Instead, we were subjected to Date No. 1 wherein Jillian and Jason went mad for plaid in (sort of) matching outfits! Once again, the helicopter shows up to whisk the grunge duo to the top of a mountain for a picnic. (Clearly an ABC exec is trying to justify hanging on to this helicopter in these tough economic times. The chopper has appeared in more episodes than, well, Deanna.) She uses the word “babe,” tells him she loves him and that she wants to marry her “best friend.”

Okay, a rant here: The whole “best friend” thing seemed to throw him off, right? I’m going to talk to Jason here for a minute: Jason, let’s say you were to marry, I don’t know, a 24-year-old ex-Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. One day, she’s going to turn 30, and you might realize, “Huh. I never noticed how annoying she is when she talks.” Or something like that. And you’re going to wish your best friend was around to watch television with and laugh with you, and, sure, smooch or whatever. But instead you’ll be worrying about how to tell your wife to stop wearing shirts as dresses to your company Christmas parties.

Anyway, I found his whole attitude irritating (can you tell?) because, if history serves, he CLEARLY doesn’t know jack about choosing mates. Okay, sorry. Back to the date. After lunch, they get dressed up, go to dinner, get the skank overnight invite from Chris, and then retire to the hot tub (Jilly was clad in a bikini and boots). Okay, who noticed the ominous music when Jilly and Jason were making out? We half expected Deanna to emerge from the bushes and kill them both.

But alas, no. On to Date No. 2. Molly, our pert, ponytailed pal, shows up dressed in a brown shirt and jeans–just like Jason. What department store do you think she buys for? Anyway, they bungee jump, and…this is where the guhls and I sort of lost interest. At some point, our friend Liz asked, “So, she’s from New Zealand?” About Molly. So, after we stop laughing about that, we turn our attention back, and Molly is rocking a side pony (is this back?) at dinner. She also accepts the overnight date. But poor Molly. She doesn’t get a proper hot tub–they have to soak in the bathtub. Jason remarks, “The way she holds me–it’s like true caring.” He is a poet. Anyway, she, too, professes her love, tears up, the whole nine.

Now it’s time for our girl Melissa. Jason asks her, “You haven’t talked to your parents, have you?” And she hasn’t. But for the next 48 hours, she is compelled to tell him how close she is to her parents, how often she sees them, how her brother was a mama’s boy, the whole nine. She needn’t worry. Could this guy be more into her? Maybe it’s the pinky ring. Perhaps it’s the fact that she wore a dress that actually skimmed the knee (probably borrowed it from one of the taller girls). It very well has something to do with the fact that she looks darn good in a bikini. Whatever the case, he is smitten. He even says, “I can’t get enough of Melissa.” So, I’m bored. What’s the point? We know who wins, right?

Anyway, Melissa once again shocks and amazes with her bad taste at the rose ceremony. But Jason is a close second in a jacket that he might have borrowed from Ty (too small) and yet another bad tie. What’s the deal, ABC costumer? All the money going to the chopper? Melissa gets Rose No. 1 and Molly gets Rose No. 2. Jilly gets the boot.

So, we were watching the previews for next week and Chris said something like, “Out of respect for everyone involved, we turned off the camera”–or something like that. Anyone know what that’s about?

Big Money, Big Money!

2009-02-16T16:56:00.005-06:00

I got my first commission check on Friday.

I booked 8 hours of freelance work. My commission?

$3.10.

LOL!

I treated myself to a new $4.77 alarm clock at Walmart with that check and the pennies I found under my car seat. :)

Efficient or Just Odd?

2009-02-15T19:22:00.002-06:00

You know how you often see people multi-tasking at a time where it doesn't make the most sense?

Like applying makeup while you're driving? Or reading a book while you're walking?

Well last weekend at the DOG PARK, I saw a guy whip out an electric razor and SHAVE!

Interesting.

Fabs Is Not So Fabulous

2009-02-01T20:25:00.002-06:00

I'm sad.

I'm sick. I'm tired of being sick. I think I have another fever.

I'm discouraged about my job. I love it. But I'm discouraged because I have yet to see the fruits of my labor (i.e. the commissions).

I'm still living at GG's house. And I'm 30.

I'm single.

And I'm fat.

And I'm just down.

Fabs feels deflated.

Sigh.

I'm All Talked Out

2009-01-29T21:34:00.002-06:00

My new job requires a LOT of talking. My days are structured like this:

8am - Arrive at work (check email, plan the morning, etc)

8:30am - Morning Meeting

9am - Role Plays (practice sales pitches with team)

9:30am - Power Hour (on the phone - call, call, call!)

Noon - Lunch

1 to 5pm - Client Visits / Second Power Hour (out doing in-person meetings or more calls)

5pm - Pre-plan and Research for next day

5:30pm - Wrap Meeting

6pm - I get to go home :)

Now I realize at first glance it looks like a beating. But the schedule has actually grown on me! I like the structure. I like knowing exactly what to expect for the day. And I REALLY like the fact that my days fly by!

So on a typical day my goal is to make 65 calls and have 20 connects. Connects mean that I've had a good conversation with a decision-maker. Even if it didn't result in a job placement, I still made a connection.

The point of telling you all this??

Today I made 139 calls, which resulted in 39 connects.

I'm pooped.

Let the Awards Season Begin!

2009-01-29T21:22:00.003-06:00

I just about fell out of my chair when I realized I hadn't seen the majority of the Academy Award nominated films this year.

So last weekend I set out on my mission to see them all!!

I started Friday night with Slumdog Millionaire. This film - wow. I mean I don't even have words for how incredible it was! I had plans to see a second movie after, but was so darn happy when I left this one, I just wanted to go home and be content with a big grin on my face.

I'm not going to give you anything on it - you just have to go see it for yourself! It's AMAZING!

On Saturday, after a quick stop off at the CVS Minute Clinic for some drugs (freaking awesome - try it if you haven't already), GG and I made our way to Grapevine Mills for a double-header.

We saw Frost/Nixon first. This is Ron Howard's latest flick, so how can you go wrong? It's a fascinating story and Frank Langella's performance was fantabulous! It was a good movie. But I think my mom got more out of it (her living it and all). I was still in utero, so I think the effect was lost a little on me. Still good to see and an interesting story to follow!

Our second stop was The Wrestler. Hmm. I don't really know how to describe this flick. Aside from the brutal violence in the beginning (who knew fake wrestling could be so bloody?), I loved it. Marisa Tomei was wonderful as always, but it truly was Mickey Rourke that stood out. He was made to play this role! I feel sure they didn't even have to do makeup on him for his run-down-and-out-drunkard look. Another great Oscar pic if you're interested!

I'm still getting over my sickness from Saturday, but if I can muster the energy this weekend, I'm thinking about The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons and The Reader (at least). Reviews to come.

50 Random Things About Me

2009-01-27T15:26:00.002-06:00

1. I'm scared of drains. As in, I stand with my feet apart in the shower, I never put them down in a hot tub or when I'm getting a pedicure, and if I ever lose my diamond ring down one, I would consider it a goner. Pool drains are always a no-go.

2. I don't eat seafood.

3. I've never broken a bone, had a cavity, or had a bee sting.

4. But I have had stitches 3 times. Once for splitting my chin open on the driveway when I was skateboarding.

5. I played softball for years when I was a kid. (If you know me well, you will find this one particularly entertaining).

6. I love musicals. My favorite one growing up was The Music Man.

7. I play the flute.

8. I have never been outside of the U. S., but I carry around my passport just in case.

9. I would love to write a book.

10. I don't think there is any ice cream in the world that can top Blue Bell.

11. I would give anything to have one more conversation with my Grandmother.

12. I'm fascinated by crime investigations and forensics.

13. I started doing my own laundry at the age of 10 after my mother tired of me complaining about how she was doing it.

14. I plan on skydiving this year.

15. I bought myself a FABULOUS diamond ring for Christmas one year. I decided it was time for me to sport some bling. I wear it every day and feel a huge sense of confidence and accomplishment anytime someone compliments it or I catch it sparkle.

16. I once got knocked out by a flying drum stick while rocking out front row at a show at The Curtain Club. LOL!!

17. I will always be a wild child at heart. :)

18. I wasn't a dog person until I bought one. Now I'm a TOTAL dog lover.

19. If I could, I would go to the Spa once a week. I love massages, body scrubs, pedicures, facials, all of it!

20. Losing my job in September was the BEST THING EVER!

21. I hate to cook, but I love to eat.

22. Sometimes I'm so lazy, that if I find spare change on the floor, I'll just toss it in the trash instead of take the time to put it in my wallet. I know. I literally throw money away!

23. I can wiggle my ears.

24. I love, love, love shoes, bags and accessories. I especially love vintage clutches!

25. I absolutely adore my bestie who I have known for 23 years. She is the only one who knows my stories, my family, my past, and she's the closest thing to a sister I'll ever have. I feel SO blessed to have her in my life. And I look forward to being little old ladies, still eating mint chocolate chip ice cream, snuggled up in bed, laughing. :)

26. I was born and raised in Texas, but have never owned a cowboy hat or a pair of boots.

27. I refuse to watch horror flicks.

28. I'm terrified of needles, but had no problem getting a tattoo.

29. I don't think the education I got was worth the price I paid.

30. I accepted Christ when I was 4 years old, and was baptized by my father when I was 12 years old.

31. I have a really great story for why Isaiah 41:10 is one of my favorite verses.

32. I could care less about the fact that I'm only 5'1. It is what it is.

33. I often wonder how far I would get as a contestant on the Bachelor.

34. I have white hairs coming in at my roots. Not grey. White.

35. I don't like it when people say I'm like my dad. I don't think he has any admirable qualities that I would want.

36. My brother and I used to sing duets at school and/or church all the time growing up. I have proof of this on tape.

37. I have no desire (at this point in time) to purchase a house.

38. In HS, my best friends were mostly guys.

39. I sing all the time.

40. A friend once gave me a book and told me it would save my life. She was right.

41. I have 20-something aunts and uncles, but only 2 I care to keep in touch with.

42. I love treating my friends to things.

43. Babe's would be my last meal, if given the opportunity to choose.

44. I don't believe in the death penalty.

45. I don't care about the environment. There. I said it. I don't recycle, I don't carpool, and I don't care. Sorry.

46. I think everybody should go to counseling.

47. I would much rather someone tell me that I'm funny than I'm beautiful.

48. I'm a perfectionist...to a fault.

49. I hate cats.

50. I love questions. And therefore can almost always be counted on to fill out the surveys on MySpace and Facebook. :)

Dear Enchiladas

2009-01-06T20:59:00.003-06:00

My darling bestie brought dinner over last night.

Not because I've had major surgery.

Or because we lost a loved one.

Or even because I can't....er.....don't cook.

But because she loves me (and GG).

And so I present the following thank-you notes.

Dear Jilly Bean,

Thanks for dinner. You are the best. I finished it off today for lunch. And again for dinner. Yummy. And super thanks for joining us last night. We love having you over and sometimes I wish you wouldn't leave! Please visit again soon.

Dear Paula Dean,

Thanks for your awesome recipe. I feel sure there is not one healthy thing about it, which is all the more reason why I love it (and you). Please feel free to visit my friend Jill's recipe box more often.

Dear Enchiladas,

I love you. Please visit again soon (although not necessarily in the heartburn form you arrived in at 3am this morning).

Five New Blog Posts

2009-01-04T18:32:00.002-06:00

For all 4 of you who read my blog... there is much catching up to do. You can read all about the final adventures of my busy December below including....

The Answer to Your Boy Question,

A Cosby Sweater Christmas Party,

Christmas in New York City,

Mini Underwear Adventures,

And A Happy New Years!

Enjoy.

Happy New Years!

2009-01-04T18:21:00.003-06:00

I cannot believe it's 2009.

To celebrate the new year, the girls (Janelle & Jules) and I went to see Four Day Weekend.

We got dinner catered by Reata (I heart their tamales), saw the show, got a midnight champagne toast and a ticket to a future show! Totally fun!

It was so good to ring in the new year with my girls (sans our bud Jennie). I have such high hopes and big plans for this year (resolutions to come on future blog post), and I can't think of a more appropriate way to celebrate that then with my besties!

Here's a few pics from the evening.

Me & Jules

Happy New Year!

My happy feet besties

Smoochies

Janelle & Dave

Cosby Sweater Christmas

2009-01-04T18:09:00.005-06:00

A few of my friends throw the Cosby Sweater Christmas party every year.

Part of the fun is the shopping - you can get a lot of Cosby sweater goodness from Thrift Town in North Richland Hills.

Then of course there is seeing your other friends in all of their Cosby glory!

But personally I really enjoy the jello shots. :)

Whatever your flavor, it's always a good time! So this year I took Janelle and her beau Dave. I had a blast hanging out and catching up with old friends. I also watched the Cowboys lose, but that's where the jello shots come in handy.

Can't wait until next year! I think I might have to sport the sweater dress next time.

My purple sweater was super popular

Even the Dog was in the Cosby spirit

Me & Janelle

(FYI: We actually went to dinner like this!)

Jello

My favorite girls!

Random sweater goodness

The Adventures of Mini Underwear

2009-01-04T17:57:00.004-06:00

For those of you unaware, I LOVE miniature things.

Those tiny Tabasco bottles you get from room service, miniature foods (see mini meatballs in previous post), even animals (ever see a mini seeing eye pony?). So when I received this as a White Elephant gift at work, I couldn't think of anything more hilarious to blog about.

And because my brother cannot say the word underwear without laughing to this day, I passed it along to him as his one and only Christmas gift. Yes, I am that cool.

Below is the hilarity that followed. Amazing how much fun one can have with a pair of XXXXXS undies. Enjoy!

Christmas in New York

2009-01-04T17:13:00.006-06:00

We had a blast in New York!

The weather was truly perfect in the 50's all week.

We arrived Tuesday, checked in to the hotel and promptly headed to H&M. It was GG's first time, so I felt obliged to introduce her to the 4-floor goodness! We also stopped for lunch (at Chad's suggestion) to Vinyl. So fun!

When Andrew got off work, he and the new girlfriend joined us in the city for dinner.

Christmas Day we slept in before heading a few blocks over to Rockefellar Plaza. I've been before, and I don't know if the tree was that much grander back then or if I've just been-there-done-that, but I found the tree this year to be a little lackluster! In fact, it almost looked dead.

Of course we took the required photo just the same.

We then headed over to Radio City Music Hall for the Christmas Spectacular! GG has been to NYC 3 times in 20 years and has never seen the show. It was her dream, so we were thrilled to take her!

The Rockettes were amazing, though the acts in between their costume changes were a bit Santa-cheesy. Nonetheless, I had the most ridiculous $12 "Rockettini" which only increased the jolly factor of the evening!

Check out the glass and glowing swizzle stick!

That night GG and I caught a late showing of Marley & Me at a local theater. I cried my eyes out! Who doesn't love a dog movie!? Seriously!?

The day after Christmas was packed, thanks to our local guides (Andrew & Philea)! We started in Chinatown and shopped Canal Street, where GG was introduced to some "back room" shopping for the first time. I thought she was going to pee in her pants when they asked us to close the door behind us. LOL!

We then walked to Little Italy where we paused for some delicious Italian. Below is a shot of me enjoying some FAB mini meatballs shortly before the sauce escaped and stained my brand new scarf! Look how blissful and totally unaware of the pending disaster I am!

After lunch we headed to South Street Seaport and Ground Zero. GG had never been and wanted to have the experience, though with the construction there isn't much to see. So we spent the majority of our time in Century 21 - an AMAZING department store full of designer clothes (and more importantly shoes and bags) at huge discounts! Of course it was so crowded, I literally couldn't breathe and found myself content window-shopping.

On the never-ending quest for boots, we headed back to Macy's in midtown. GG got to see her holiday windows (which were actually pretty cool), and I got to shop 3 floors of shoes!!!

Of course they were out of absolutely everything in my size. See pouty Fabs below.

Saturday we did some more shopping (sadly it yielded no new boots) and had an amazing lunch at 44 & X in Hell's Kitchen. Bottomless Mimosas. See happy and slightly buzzed Fabs below.

After brunch we swung by Pinkberry. I was pretty full from the deliciousness of my omelet, but was curious about all the Pink hype. I still don't get it.

Late afternoon we packed up and headed to Brooklyn to see where Andrew has been living. That was fun! I haven't really spent time in any of the boroughs, so we walked the neighborhood and stopped at a local pub for dinner. I also got to love on Philea's two pups (Chloe below) which made me miss my little man terribly!

Sunday we met Andrew for lunch before catching a cab to JFK.

It was a long and blissful weekend with the family in the beautiful city of NYC! We substituted the trip for presents this year, and I barely noticed. The trip was way better!

Your Answer to "What Happened With the Boy?" in California

2009-01-04T17:11:00.003-06:00

He met me for dinner.

I bought.

We walked back to the hotel. We made out.

He left.

We haven't spoken since.

Very similar to how most dates went in high school, now that I think of it.

The J Crew Road Trip

2008-12-21T15:04:00.005-06:00

I got home from L.A. at midnight last Friday, and was up until 2:30am doing laundry, unpacking and repacking for Janelle and Julie's Birthday weekend in Austin!

Six hours later we were on the road. A quick stop at Boopa's (LOVE their Eggel Sandwiches), filling the girls in on L.A., and a few yawns later, I was asleep.

When we arrived in Austin we decided to tour the Capital. The weather was windy but perfect! So after a little Texas history lesson, we hit South Congress for some Mexican food and shopping.

We ended up back at the hotel around 5pm where we hung out and visited before grabbing quick showers and heading to dinner at Moonshine. We got to meet up with Tara and Margaret (my FAV Austin girls). Moonshine was RIDICULOUS good! The Mac 'n Cheese - OMG!!

After we stuffed our faces, we walked to 4th Street where we bar-hopped until finishing the evening with pizza on the street. It was a great birthday for the girls, and totally fun to hang with Tara and Marg again! We hit Fado for beer and live music (for Jules), and moved on to dancing and mixed drinks at Qua (for Janelle).

A little sleep and we headed to the hotel spa the next morning for massages and body wraps. Of course nothing tops off a weekend of drinking like a greasy brunch the next morning. We hit Iron Cactus on 6th Street (our fav from last year's birthday trip!) and grub down before hitting the road. We stopped for a little more shopping at the outlets in Roundrock and ended up back in DFW around 8pm (I'm pretty sure there were naps in the car on the return drive as well).

It was a GREAT weekend and an even better reminder of how much I love these girls! My favfriends from Austin, my sweet birthday girls, and the always fun Jennie. I feel so blessed to have these FAB ladies to travel and play with! I was exhausted from the week but enjoyed every last minute!

Here's to more girls' nights in 2009! Woo-hoo!

Me & Tara at Fado

Me & Birthday Girl #1 Jules

Me & Birthday Girl #2 Janelle

The New Job

2008-12-21T14:41:00.003-06:00

I know, I've been a bad blogger. So many wonderful things to catch you up on. But since I know you won't read a book-long post, I'm breaking it up to make it easy on the eyes.

First, I present the update on my new job.

Love it. Love it. Love it.

The End. :)

Ok so California was great! I worked my tail off between work every day (from 8-6), and homework every night in the hotel. I had room service in front of the news every night and actually found myself asleep by 10pm most of the time!

The office was super cool. Very laid back. They are actually located in the same building as E!, so it was fun to walk by their studios every morning.

Of course the weather was perfect. Mid-70s all week, so I was able to walk to lunch and enjoy the sunshine. I learned A LOT of good stuff and for the first time in my life, actually walked into a new job feeling prepared!

My first week in Dallas was also pretty great. We have a small office in Turtle Creek. It's a temporary space, since they just opened in June, but we'll be there for at least another year. I LOVE the area! It's especially beautiful right now with all the leaves changing colors.

There are 2 recruiters and 4 account executives in the office, plus the owner. He's only there for another few months, so it's great to have him close by. I get to soak in all of his wisdom since he sits right next to me and basically "coaches" me through the day.

I went on my first client visit this week and got my first "start"! I reached out to an old contact of mine from RS that is now running a small agency. Turns out he was in need of a web developer - so within 2 days we had a guy in there interviewing and they hired him to start Monday! Yay!!

It's hard work. Right now with the commute, my days start with driving in around 6:45am and arriving home at 7pm. Believe it or not, I actually managed to set the alarm for 5:30am and make it to the shower by 5:45am every day last week! Showered, full make-up, and on time? I'm a changed woman! :)

It's fast-paced work when I'm at the office, no time for personal emails, checking Facebook updates or texting friends! But it's actually pretty refreshing, because there is also no time to get bored! Unlike my last job, where some afternoons I thought I might actually fall asleep at my desk!

Next week is a short one with only 2 days at the office before GG and I leave for NYC. I'm so ready to kick butt in the 2 days before enjoying the short vacation for the holiday.

California Here I Come!

2008-12-08T01:31:00.006-06:00

As most of you know, I'm headed to L.A. tomorrow for training for my new job!

They are putting me at The Standard on Sunset (super fun!) and their office is on Wilshire. So I'm pretty stoked about living the high life on someone else's dime for the next week! :)

BUT, right now I can't think about anything but my dinner plans for tomorrow night.

You see I recently reconnected with an old boyfriend from HS that just happens to live in California. Even better, he's about 45 minutes from L.A. So we agreed to meet Monday night for dinner and some catching up.

I haven't seen him in 12 years!

I haven't even talked to him in 12 years! And when he called me a few days ago, I literally burst into a fit of giggles just hearing his voice. Good times.

I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm scared. I'm a big basket of emotions about dinner, about the new job, about travel! There is no hope of sleeping tonight....

Stay tuned. I will DEFINITELY be blogging about the events of this week.

Unemployment: A Goodbye Letter

2008-12-08T01:25:00.004-06:00

Dear FUNemployment,

Thanks for the memories.

I've had a really good time sleeping in, watching TV non-stop, shopping and hanging out at the dog park. I particularly enjoyed reconnecting with old friends!

Thanks for taking care of me financially (via miracle money falling from the sky and some Texas Workforce Commission cash).

While I can't say in all honestly that I hope we meet again soon, I can say that I have truly enjoyed the past 74 days we've spent together. You have been nothing but good to me since day one (after the sobbing in the car on the way home from getting the boot).

I look forward to a different kind of FUNemployment with my new company. But please know that while you may be gone.....

You will not soon be forgotten.

I heart you FUNemployment.

Good day,

Fabs

Moving Day

2008-12-04T13:27:00.001-06:00

So the moving company called today to verify my free move scheduled for tomorrow.

Oops.

I guess I forgot to cancel that.

In other news, I finally called my buddy James at Monterra Village. It's time to give up the FAB apartment I so loved!

I know, I know. God has a plan. Something better than this. But I'm sad to see it go!

The redeeming factor: James is moving to a cool loft property in downtown Dallas! Yippee! He told me to give him a buzz in 6 months or so when I look at my next move.

Yay for nice people!

Happy Holidays!

2008-12-01T00:02:00.007-06:00

We are officially in the holiday season and I am pumped! This marks several momentous occasions this December which include (in no particular order):

1. Cosby Sweater Party

2. New York City

3. Los Angeles

4. Dinner with an old boyfriend (details to come)

5. Collecting unemployment (they approved it!)

6. Christmas with Andrew and GG

7. Austin with the girls

8. A new job

9. A paycheck!

10. One more week of FUNemployment

I believe this also marks the launch of holiday goodness for my tummy (particularly peppermint ice cream and holiday drinks!).

To kick things off, GG and I spent Thanksgiving mostly watching movies and taking naps. Which, let's be honest, is sort of my perfect day!

We saw Bolt. Super cute.

And Four Christmases. Very funny despite the HORRIBLE service at the new Movie Grill in Colleyville.

And Australia. Three hours long but totally good! And come on, World's Sexiest Man for three hours in all of his shirtless glory? Yum.

We also did a bit of shopping. I snagged a few new tops (just to be sure I'm uber fabulous in L.A.), a new purse (of course!), a bunch of CDs.

All in all it was a great week. I'm looking forward to my final week of FUNemployment as I prep for the big job in December. :)

For your viewing pleasure I present Bosley - in his his "Fleas Navidad" Christmas sweater.

Hee Hee.

DWTS: The Finale

2008-11-25T22:03:00.002-06:00

I know I've been blogging a lot about FUNemployment lately. So let's get back to the really important stuff. TV.

Tonight was the finale of Dancing With The Stars.

Lance Bass took 3rd place, Warren Sapp 2nd (my fav!) and Brooke Burke swept 1st. No surprise really since she was the only contestant to get perfect 10s this season, and was at the top of the leader board about 80% of the time.

It was a good show though! My favorite part was comedian (and this seasons first vote-off) Jeffrey Ross' roast of the remaining 3 teams. HILARIOUS! Of course nothing is funnier than making fun of Cloris' age and Lane Bass being gay. :)

I'm sad this season is over. But I'm looking forward to the Sprint and another fab season!

Not a Fan of This Morning

2008-11-25T12:47:00.003-06:00

Today I planned on getting some things done. But things are not going according to plan.

ARGH!

First, I find out that I've been paying premiums for my insurance for the past 2 months (to the tune of $400), only to find out that Blue Cross still shows that my policy has been cancelled. I paid full price for my meds yesterday and now I can't get reimbursed.

Awesome.

I'm of course still playing phone tag with the unemployment lady, who needs to speak to me regarding "information they received from my previous employer."

Joy.

So I thought I'd move on to sorting out my 401(k). Evidently my company won't match for the past year since I'm no longer employed. Whatever. I'm moving it over to an IRA with my financial advisor. Only I don't understand a lick of this paperwork!

Sigh.

I'm frustrated and annoyed.

My next to-do is laundry. Surely we can survive that with little mistake?

Fun! Fun! Fun!

2008-11-23T22:56:00.002-06:00

What a fun, fun birthday weekend for Jennie!

The J Crew and I continued our birthday tradition of go-big-or-go-home, beginning with a day of shopping in Granbury. We broke for a late lunch which included chicken fried steak, creamed corn, and mashed potatoes Babe's style. Yum. I'm still full.

We had a nice little drive back (or rather I drove, the girls napped). LOL!

After a quick change we were headed back out for a Ft. Worth Brahmas hockey game. Yippee! It was our first game and I must say, totally fun! There were only a few good fights (at which I yelled HOT out loud each time), and the Brahmas won 6-2.

We finished the day at the movies to see Role Models (I heart Paul Rudd). Totally filthy, but funny! And it's always good when it's with friends. :)

I crashed hard when I got home last night (I admit I ignored Bosley when he barked to go out - I guess he found a way to hold it). So to finish Jennie's birthday weekend, we met for brunch this morning at Taverna downtown. Big yay for bottomless mimosas!!

Between my exhaustion from the weekend, and the 5 mimosas I had over breakfast, I practically passed out when I got home. Ok I slept for 4 hours. But it was a fabulous nap!

GG wanted to get tonight, so we got out of the house for a bit to see Bolt (we might have also swung by Subway on the way to smuggle in our $5 footlong and chips!). Bolt was too cute! I love any dog movie and admit that I snugged Bosley a little extra when I got home tonight.

So yeah, it was a great weekend and an even better way to kick off Thanksgiving week and my last 2 weeks of FUNemployment!

Yippee for good friends!

New York, New York!

2008-11-21T22:46:00.002-06:00

Guess who just booked a trip to NYC for Christmas!?

Yippee!

Me and GG are headed up on Christmas Eve (yay to my new job for giving me the day off!), which is a Wednesday, and staying through Sunday!

We get to visit Andrew! We get to see where he's been living and hanging out. We get to stay in a lovely hotel just blocks from Rockefellar during this AMAZING time of the year!

The best part, I get to take GG to see the Radio City Rockettes Christmas Spectacular - which she has been wanting to see since she first went to NY 20 years ago! Every year we watch it on TV and she says, "I'd love to see them live."

Well Merry Christmas GG! We're going!!

I can't even tell you how freaking awesome this week is. I have a new job. A December trip to LA for training. Then a trip to Austin with the girls (for fun!). Then Christmas in NYC!

I am SO blessed to be able to do all this through the funds that have been provided for me during this time of unemployment. And I am SO blessed to be able to thank GG in such a major way for all of her sacrifice and support by taking her to NY.

We are going to have the best time!

Now, who wants to dog-sit? :)

Unemployment: Day 56

2008-11-20T22:45:00.003-06:00

Day 56. Two months to the day that I lost my job.

And today.....I am unemployed no more!

I will be an Account Executive for a specialized staffing firm in Dallas that only recruits in the Advertising & Creative industry. My job is basically Business Development (or sales), where my primary responsibility is to make contacts and form relationships with companies for us to work with.

I will be employee number 5 in the Dallas office! They have locations across the nation in San Francisco, New York, Seattle, LA and Chicago, but just opened Dallas 5 months ago. They are fun and fabulous, so I will fit right in. :)

I have one more week of FUNemployment. Then Dec. 1 it's off to LA for a week for training! I'll be starting in the Dallas office the week after that.

I am SO excited! And SO grateful for all the love and support and encouragement throughout the past few months. I can honestly say that this entire time has been like a dream. One blessing after another!

A few of the highlights:

Lunch with friends
Movies in the middle of the day
Hours and hours at the dog park
Shopping!
Lifetime TV
Staying up late
Sleeping in
Spending time with Bosley Bear
Reconnecting with some old friends
Getting a new MacBook!
Re-loading all my iTunes
Gaining confidence and being reminded how strong, smart and truly fabulous I am! :)

Here's to a new kind of FUNemployment!

The Interview Update: Part 2

2008-11-19T21:11:00.001-06:00

I went to the interview today and the verdict is in.

I loved it!!

I want it!!

I should hear back this week.

News to come.....

The Interview Update

2008-11-17T13:10:00.002-06:00

I just heard back from the interview Friday.

They want me to meet one more person, this time in the Dallas office.

I don't know what to do. I'm SO confused!!

Were my concerns just me being overly cautious? Was it just the Chicago office I wasn't feeling? Or is God trying to steer me in another direction?

Sigh.

They Seem Intent On Giving Me Money

2008-11-17T10:48:00.003-06:00

First my company "accidentally" doubled my raise. So they had to take the extra money out of my last few paychecks.

Now, they actually direct deposited another paycheck! Only by the time I discovered it, it had already cleared.

So now I have to write them a check.

It would be great to not have to talk to them anymore....since it has been almost 2 months! I realize it's a mistake, but I swear it feels like they're bitch-slapping me one last time.

Sigh.

Unemployment: Day 52

2008-11-16T19:43:00.003-06:00

State of the Union:

First of all, super thanks to every single person who has prayed for me, encouraged me and supported me through FUNemployment.

Specifically to the lovelies that called or texted me throughout Chicago! Janelle, Jennie, Andrea, Jules, Jilly Bean, Ryndi, Karla, Andrew, Kelly, Fuester, GG....thank you, thank you, thank you! I am so blessed to call you all my friends!

The trip was a beating. I forgot how taxing day trips can be, especially in heels! My feet are still swollen and I have blisters too many to count. But my tootsies looked fabulous!

Anyway, I was beyond excited going into the trip. I sat next to this very nice man on the plane. He's recently retired with two daughters (32 and 38). One of them has 2 kids - they play soccer right down the street from me - the other is single and recently lost her job. I told him I can relate. He's actually in the market for a house to help out his daughter and I pretty much sold him on Crawford Farms.

I have become my Grandmother. I know everything about the stranger next to me on the plane. I saw vacation pics from his retirement cruise to Alaska. No kidding. Actually he has a very sweet family. It sort of made me want a doting father of my own.

The interview went well. At least I think it went well. I'm pretty sure I aced the Regional and City Managers, it was the owner I doubted. I couldn't get a read on him.

But what was even more haunting is how my unbridled excitement gradually became doubt.

I don't know what it was exactly. But I know that I've been praying that God would make it very clear what job He wants me to take, and suddenly I was getting the feeling that this wasn't it.

How frustrating!! I left in a daze, mainly irritated by the numbness in my blistered feet, but disappointed with the day. I ended up at the airport almost 4 hours early with no promise of an earlier flight. So I spent the rest of the time limping around, trying desperately to get online, and people-watching.

On the flight home I was lucky enough to be on a 777 where there was a TV for each seat! YAY! I finally got to watch "Henry Poole Is Here." It was so good! Cried my eyes out.

I also cried my eyes out the whole way home from the airport. Again, due in part to my aching feet, but still a little out of the feeling of being lost in unemployment once again.

What now?

The Real Housewives

2008-11-13T23:43:00.003-06:00

Part of FUNemployment has been my non-stop TV marathons.

I finally broke free from Lifetime, only to discover a whole world of other fabulous and totally addicting shows!

Today, it was The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

But what's even more thrilling to me, is that cutie patootie Cooper Anderson was just on Jay Leno and said HE watches the show! LOL!

Nice to know that even a CNN anchor is hooked on this crap.

Anderson Cooper....yummy!

The Final Preparations

2008-11-13T22:35:00.002-06:00

My nails are painted.

My bags are packed.

My pants and shirt are ironed.

The alarm clock is set.

The iPod is loaded and charged.

I have cash in my pocket and the car is all gassed up.

The US Weeklys are packed.

I'm ready to go get me a job!

The Interview Outfit

2008-11-12T22:03:00.007-06:00

I've been shopping the past two days to try to find the PERFECT interview outfit.

It's not only for a sales job, but for a sales job at a creative firm. So it has to be professional, but hip. Young, but mature.

Let's give credit where credit is due:

Pants - Banana Republic
Top - Kohl's
Vest - Belk
Bag & Shoes - DSW
Coat - Dillards
Scarf - Old Navy
Perfume & Flat Iron (you'll see!) - ULTA
Laptop Bag - Wrapables.com
Laptop - Thank You Apple!
Bracelet & Earrings - Brighton
Large Ring - James Avery
Diamond Ring - Kay Jewelry
Bebe Glasses - EyeMasters (woo-hoo!)
Nail Polish - OPI

See, I told you I've seriously put an ENTIRE outfit together! You can't really tell from the picture, but the top has ruffles down the center - like I'm rocking an old school tuxedo shirt! Love it!

What do you think?

The Outfit

The Snakeskin Bag and Matching Shoes (Ooh-La-La!)

The Coat and Scarf (It's Chicago Y'all!)

The Accessories

(Glasses Make Me Look Smart - And Red Polish Is Just Fabulous)

The Mac and Laptop Bag

(Even My Computer Matches! I'm Fancy!)

Miniature Perfume For the Plane

(Bosley and I Heart Miniature Things)

Speaking Of Miniature - Check Out The Mini Flat Iron!

(Yes, I thought of EVERYTHING!)

I'm Gonna Be So Cute Busting This Out In The Airport Bathroom

Equally As Important To Have In My Carry-On

I got a fab outfit and it shows! Will it get me a job? Nobody knows! :)

You Are My Sunshine

2008-11-11T23:01:00.002-06:00

Today as I was walking through Belk (where I bought a FAB outfit for my interview Friday), I heard a little girl belting out "You Are My Sunshine" at the top of her lungs.

It was too cute.

Her mom was just shopping away and she was behind her, pushing the cart and singing. I heard her repeating the diddy over and over as I made my way across the store.

Now that's unbridled joy.

And it's officially stuck in my head.

But I have a smile on my face. :)

Unemployment: Day 47

2008-11-11T10:55:00.002-06:00

Still unemployed. Still loving it.

I'm really, really excited about the interview in Chicago on Friday. I have a good feeling about this one, and find myself wondering if this is my last week of FUNemployment.

Today I'm going to fax paperwork for the interview. I'm also sending a certified letter to quit my gym (it's time to admit defeat).

Then I have big plans for shopping. I need a snazzy outfit for Friday. :)

What a FUNtastic Weekend!

2008-11-10T11:36:00.004-06:00

I had the bestest weekend!

Saturday I got my hair cut (yay!). Now that the gray is gone, I'm finally starting to get the shine back. It's short!! But I love it. Super easy. Let's hope it wins me a job on Friday!

(Try to ignore my squishy face in these pics. I'm eating nothing but salad until I lose weight!)

Saturday night the girls and I went to Granbury for the drive-in movie. It was SO great to be with the J Crew again for a night out.

We drove through Granbury square and stopped for some quick Mexican food on the way to the theater. They were showing Madagascar 2 and Eagle Eye. It was COLD!! So we all huddled in the back of my car and drank hot chocolate. It was perfect. :)

Sunday I took Bosley to the dog park for 3 hours of play! He is doing so great...better and better every time we go. He usually snaps at any other dogs trying to get my attention, but he didn't snap once yesterday! Good boy.

Sunday night the girls and I tried another new church. The service was so-so, but we hit their version of a singles group after and I have to say it was the first time we've seen so many people our age in the same room! We liked it enough to visit another time, so we'll see!

But the real laughs came after when we tried Pappa's Burgers for dinner. Talk about giggle fits! Maybe we were a little punchy from 4 hours in church, I don't know, but we had the best time just chatting and laughing. Our waiter was a total goof - he talked like Keanu Reeves! But he let me keep his awesome pen, so we tipped well. LOL!

It was truly the best weekend! I love the J Crew! I love girls-nights-out!

Forget the Bunny Hill, I'm Skiing a Black Diamond

2008-11-07T16:36:00.003-06:00

Thursday morning I submitted my resume to a company I've been eyeballing for awhile.

Thursday afternoon, she called me or a phone interview.

This morning, I met in person with the owner of the company.

This afternoon I had another phone interview with a manager out of Chicago.

And now I just received a call that they are sending me to Chicago next week to interview in-person with 3 more people.

Scared. Excited!!!

Scared.

Bosley Hearts US Weekly

2008-11-07T15:14:00.007-06:00

Alternate Caption:

Against my wishes, Bosley voted for Barack Obama. He said it's because he agrees with Obama's policies. But I think it's because he's black.

Hee Hee.

Interview City

2008-11-06T23:26:00.001-06:00

I think I've averaged about 1 interview per week. That's good, right?

Tomorrow I have another one. I'm pretty excited about it - so say a prayer for me!

Yay for the upcoming weekend and girls-night-out plans for Saturday!

Good night.

Unemployment: Day 41

2008-11-05T16:40:00.001-06:00

I filed unemployment today.

Pray that it comes through for me. I'm a little concerned about getting it.

No real news on the job front. I had an interview yesterday that was just ok - not sure if it was the interviewer or me - but I didn't get a great vibe from it.

So today it's back to checking sites and submitting resumes.

Good times.

Andrew: A Week in Review

2008-11-05T11:15:00.006-06:00

Andrew is gone now and I'm sad.

But uber grateful for the FABULOUS week we had together! If you're just bored enough to read out our adventures, here are a few of the highlights with picture goodness to follow:

Lots of hours logged watching TruTV
Sonic (he hearts extra-long cheese coneys)
First time ever to see Poltergeist on Halloween night (I might have screamed)
Approximately 10 trick-or-treaters (lame)
Sonic again
Dressing Bosley in various outfits
Chick-Fil-A
He fixed stuff...I watched
Kicked it old school and watched a Columbo movie
Chick-Fil-A again
Thrift stores
Fun pictures
BBQ (eating was a theme for the week)
Saw the King Tut exhibit at the Dallas Art Museum
Saw some other art too
Kincaid's (where we spotted an actual cowboy scarfing a burger)
Gained some weight
We lamented on being 30 years old, single, staying at mom's house and unemployed :)
Mexican food...and more Mexican food
Miniature golf (yes you read that right). I kicked his butt round one, but finished last on round two. GG got a hole-in-one, and broke one of the holes! LOL!
Braum's ice cream run
Took Andrew to the eye doctor (LOL!) and got him some pretty sexy specs
Lots and lots of Halloween candy
An hour-long trip to Half-Price Books
Babe's Chicken Barn (hellz yeah) with Jules and Janelle
Beers at a serious white trash bar in Saginaw (good pick Janelle)

All Dressed Up Waiting for Andrew to Arrive

Bosley Hearts His Uncle Andrew

Mexican Food Yumminess

Not Complete Without A Margarita Treat

Stretching Before the Big Game

Getting a Feel for the Course :)

Bosley As a Skunk for Halloween

The Ridiculously Silly Size 20 Orange Shoes at Thrift Town

The Family at Babe's

Vote Schmote

2008-11-04T10:45:00.005-06:00

I'm not voting.

Yes, I realize that as an American, I absolutely should exercise my rights. I also realize that I can't complain about the state of the country if I don't vote for who I think might change it.

Honestly, I didn't like either one of the options.

I mean look, I'm not saying I don't care who becomes our next President. Either way it'll be a year of historic proportion. Either we'll have our first black President, or the oldest first-term President and first woman Vice President.

It's cool to be a part of it regardless of the outcome. I just have no opinion on which is the lesser of evils.

So sue me.

Halloween Adventures

2008-11-03T17:00:00.003-06:00

Bosley was a skunk for Halloween.

We had approximately 10 trick-or-treaters the entire night! But my favorite moment of the evening was our first visitor.

He busted out into giggles when he saw Bosley. Then he proceeded to yell down the street to his waiting mom -

"Hey Mom! They made a skunk out of their dog!"

Love it.

Money, Money, Money, Money!

2008-11-03T16:55:00.002-06:00

Ok seriously, it's almost comical at this point!

Today I found out that I was getting one more paycheck than I was planning for! Yippee!

I also got a $100 check in the mail from AT&T for a rebate I forgot about.

I cannot believe how every time I go to check my bank statement online, it has actually increased! LOL!

I feel so incredibly blessed.

Unemployment: Day 35

2008-10-30T23:30:00.003-05:00

I present the update:

Total no. of interviews: 2

Total no. of call-backs from those interviews: 0

Total no. of in-person meetings with recruiters: 2

Total no. of jobs presented as a result of recruiter meetings: 1

Total no. of days slept in: 33

Total no. of recommendations on LinkedIn: 6

Total no. of times I've withdrawn from savings: 0 (yay for me!)

I have an interview next week and am still sending out resumes. I now have a month of unemployment under my belt. Impressive.

I still need to move my 401k and I'm debating actually filing for unemployment, but I'm still enjoying the time off! :)

To Tithe or Not To Tithe

2008-10-29T22:13:00.005-05:00

If there was ever a question of whether to tithe or not when times get hard, the answer is to tithe!

Ever since I took the Crown Financial class I have been faithful to tithe each month regardless of my financial situation. But what I really took away from that class, was not just the importance of tithing, but the importance of doing it with a joyful heart.

As we have neared the 2-year mark in my roomie status with GG, I have been counting down the days to living on my own again. Not that I haven't enjoyed my time in Keller, but I'm a 30-year old woman and it's time to get my own place again. Of course that has all hinged on my debt.

So a few months ago, as I prepared to move by end of year, I started doing the math and realized that I could actually move by early Fall if I used my tithe toward debt instead. Believe me, it was tempting. But ultimately, I made the decision not to change a thing as I continued to contribute each month to the church.

Weeks later, I got a HUGE bonus from work and was able to pay off my debt 4 months before planned! It was with an extremely joyful heart that I wrote a fat check to the church first thing that Sunday. How He provides!

A week after the bonus, debt free with a brand new apartment pre-leased and a move date all set, I wondered if life could get any better. Then I lost my job.

For a split second I considered that I probably should skip tithing altogether on those last 2 paychecks, since every penny counts in the world of unemployment. But it was only for a second that I hesitated, as I was reminded that it was just a week ago that He provided my bonus! I went ahead and tithed, again with a joyful heart. Not once have I felt the stress of my financial woes since.

Then, on Friday night, I received in the mail a check from State Farm. Evidently there was a mistake with the billing for my premiums (believe me, I intend to get to the bottom of this on another day). So they cut me a check.

In the amount of $818.42!!

Say what!?

I couldn't stop laughing. I mean how great is God!? How funny is He? That's just greatness that at a time when it seems like there is no end in sight, money literally shows up in my mailbox!

To tithe or not to tithe?

It will never be a question again.

The Early Bird Better Get This Worm!

2008-10-23T21:22:00.004-05:00

Yesterday the recruiter told me to be ready to interview at 11am.

This afternoon she sent me an email that told me to be ready at 9am.

Great.

Obviously, I'm showing up at 9am to be sure. Let's just hope I don't embarrass myself by being 2 hours early!

Totally nervous.

Tag! I'm It!

2008-10-23T12:05:00.004-05:00

Ok Miss Ryndi - you're the first person to tag me! Yippee!

So here goes!

10 YEARS AGO I.....

1. Was a Freshman at TCU

2. Was still dating my high school sweetheart

3. Had a huge fight with my roommate and ended up with a dorm room to myself for the rest of the year

4. Got a D in a History class

5. Had no idea what life had in store for me

5 THINGS ON TODAY'S TO-DO LIST....

1. Shower

2. Finish application for job interview tomorrow

3. Drive Joy to her appointment in Dallas

4. Watch Grey's Anatomy :)

5. Pick out something to wear tomorrow

5 THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WAS A MILLIONAIRE....

1. Pay off GG's house

2. Pay off my brother's debt

3. Pay off all my friends' debt

4. Buy a house

5. Buy a new car

(In that order)

5 PLACES I HAVE LIVED.....

1. Bedford, TX

2. Shirley Hall at TCU

3. Fossil Creek

4. My FAB house in west Ft. Worth

5. Keller, TX

5 JOBS I HAVE HAD....

1. McDonald's (I was 14 - don't judge)

2. Sold shoes at Oshman's

3. Worked flu clinics for the VNA

4. Sold advertising for the TCU Daily Skiff

5. Marketing Communications for the RadioShack Corporation

I'm tagging Jilly Bean, Jill W., and Lindsay.

Follow Me

2008-10-23T01:16:00.003-05:00

If you read my blog on a continual basis, let me know!

Click on "Follow This Blog" under Bosley's picture to the right.

You can also see (or stalk) the other fabtastic friends that read my ridiculous rants and have blogs of their own.

Have fun wasting time at work! :)

Taco Tuesday Turns Tragic

2008-10-21T22:04:00.007-05:00

Jilly Bean and I had a date last night for Taco Tuesday at Rosa's. My fav!

Baby Emory came with us. She's not old enough to partake in the goodness that is Taco Tuesday yet, so she opted instead to much on her foot. Yum!

After we decided to go shoe shopping and made a stop at Kohl's. Hilarity ensued.

First of all, I should not be allowed to operate a stroller. I have yet to learn the boundaries of how far this monstrosity extends, and without fail bump into every door, mannequin, and fixture in my path. Emory doesn't seem to mind, but Jill sure enjoys it!

Em started to fuss a little so we figured it was time for her to get out of the stroller (no doubt due in part to the rough ride I gave her). Of course I am WAY too uncoordinated in mommy hood to actually carry the baby and push the stroller, so we traded off duties as we perused the jewelry section.

After finding nothing worth purchase (darn the luck) we made our way to the exit.

Because I had also proven with a previous collision that I was unable to actually open doors with the stroller (yet another amazing feat moms have mastered that I am not capable of), Jill took both the baby and the stroller and simply gave me the task of opening the door.

One would think there was no room to be clumsy here. But then that just wouldn't be me, would it?

So we're making our way out of Kohl's and into the parking lot. Picture Jill with her purse, her kid, and a stroller. Picture me with a Coke.

I slip. Slip. Not tripped over something. Not ran into something. Slipped!

On plain old concrete. Not water. Not a banana. Concrete.

Slow motion....the purse and the Coke go flying. I'm going down into the James Brown splits.

I scrape the lining off my shoes and my entire left foot french pedicure. Next is the foot, bruised with skin ripped off the top. Followed my skidding across my knee.

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffff........"

I'm really trying not to cuss anymore, but this just felt like one of those moments. I'm considering the people around who are starting to make their way over to me, and the sweet baby in my presence, but it still came barreling out.

"F*!&$!"

"Oops. Sorry baby Em."

I'm still on the ground. Jill is still balancing her purse, the baby, and the stroller and with one hand manages to assist me up. Now other Kohl's patrons are making their way over to me to assist. I swear I felt like the old lady in the I've-Fallen-And-Can't-Get-Up commercials.

So now I'm 30 years old and have a skinned knee. Awesome.

After the drama, Jill actually assisted me into the car (baby and stroller still in tow). She offered to take me home....as if a little skinned knee would keep me from shoe shopping!

So she bought me a hot fudge sundae instead.

Moms always know what to do. :)

Andrew Is Coming!

2008-10-20T22:03:00.001-05:00

Saturday.

Until October 3.

I can't freaking wait!!

Unemployment: Day 25

2008-10-20T21:49:00.003-05:00

Today was a good day.

I had an interview in Dallas for a sales position and two calls this afternoon.

Both calls were the initial screening process and both recruiters are going to recommend that I be brought in for an interview this week or next. My interview went well, and pending a "sales test" (whatever that is), I'll be brought in for one more interview.

Herein lies the dilemma.

I still have no real idea of where I'm supposed to be! Sales, Marketing, Recruiting? Dallas, Ft. Worth?

I keep praying that the Lord won't let anyone offer me a job unless it's the one I'm supposed to be at. Because to be honest, right now I'm not real jazzed about any of the opportunities. So I'm scared to death that I'll be forced to make a decision! (I guess my confidence is coming back in full swing because I'm assuming they offer me the gigs). LOL!

Anyway, other than that it's business as usual. I have another interview tomorrow with a recruiter to talk about them placing me in a job. I plan to chat about recruiting too though - hopefully they have some ideas there.

I received my last paycheck last week and paid my bills for the remainder of the month. I also opted in to my existing insurance under COBRA. I'm still debating whether or not to file for unemployment.

Other than that, I'm just enjoying my time off and continuing my quest to watch every Lifetime movie so I can say I've seen them all at least once. :)

Hello New Life

2008-10-16T22:17:00.002-05:00

I can't remember if I thought about my ex yesterday.

Wow.

Seven years and not one day without him at least crossing my mind. And right this minute, I can't remember if I thought about him yesterday.

Wow. That's awesome.

It's as if He has erased my old life. My dysfunctional relationship, my unhealthy job, my drama at church, my debt, the other deceptive relationships in my life, even my belongings that represented that time. And now, the very memories that I have longed to delete.

Revelations 21:5 - "I am making everything new!"

Stupid TV

2008-10-16T20:28:00.002-05:00

Would someone please explain the Volkswagon Routan Baby Campaign?

I don't get it.

Shopping Isn't Nearly As Fun When You're Poor, But It's Shopping Nonetheless

2008-10-16T00:00:00.004-05:00

There are many issues that prevent me from being presentable on the interview front:

1. I have been working in nothing but jeans and flips for the past 5 years.

2. I haven't owned a suit since 1997.

3. I don't even know if people still wear suits for interviews!

4. Business Casual is WAY more casual in agency life than in the rest of the world.

5. I'm too squishy to fit in any of my old clothes either way.

So I've spent the last 2 days shopping and have purchased a grand total of 1 pair of slacks, 2 tops, 1 sweater, 1 jacket, a pair of earrings and a necklace for $150.

I have also resisted some FAB boots, several great bags, more jewelry than I care to remember, and a pair of skinny jeans that was honestly ridiculous to consider in the first place. (It should probably be illegal to own skinny jeans if you're sporting a size 14).

Anyway, I have to say I've really enjoyed my little shopping spree, even if I didn't really get to go all out or buy anything truly fun.

I also took a breather in the afternoon yesterday to see a movie. Such fun! I saw The Express and I would give it two thumbs up. I cried. Which, as it turns out, was totally cool since I was one of three people in the theater! :)

I met my college roomie Kell, and her sweet baby girl Avery, for dinner at Chick-Fil-A (our fav). We had a nice chat and a lot of laughs watching her busy-body little girl tearing about the place. It was so great just to hug her neck and spend some time catching up.

Today I bought Bosley a new hoodie (see post below) and treated myself to two new books. And yes, I bought them from Barnes & Noble. I'm unemployed and I'm still paying full price for books (let the lectures begin).

I'm going to read my first Jennifer Weiner novel (I chose Good in Bed) and a book I picked simply because of it's cover (an adorable chocolate lab - hello Cooper!), called Lost & Found by Jacqueline Sheehan.

Of course nothing tops off a day of running errands like a Sonic drink.

Job well done.

Unemployment: Three Weeks of Goodness

2008-10-15T23:57:00.004-05:00

I lost my job exactly three weeks ago.

Today I got my last paycheck.

I feel like I should be slightly more freaked out than I am.

No tears today.

Ask me again in 2 weeks. :)